夏暴羽的綺思狂想斷層 Stormyfeather

作曲：周杰倫
作詞：黃俊郎

大海真可怕

The sea is fearful!

叫我水手 Oh oh come on come on baby

Call me sailor. Oh oh come on come on baby

美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙

Letting mermaid allure me is so mean

Oh喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey

Oh call me sailor. Oh oh come on come on baby

我喜歡你勝過Money

I would prefer you to money

船艙它是我的家

The small cabin is my home

大海是我噓噓的地方

The ocean is wjere I go pee pee

我對海鮮會過敏 吃素已很久

I'm allergic to seafood. I'm vegetarian

想當那歌手 結果變成水手

Want to be singer but to become sailor

Oh oh～ 怎麼有點東北腔

Oh oh ~ Why I have northeast accent ?

No no～ 去到太遠的地方

No no ~ Maybe I just walked too far

人家Popeye最愛吃菠菜

Popeye the sailor loves the spinage

我卻愛清粥小菜 再來點海帶

while I love the gruel and side dish. Please give me more kelp!

 
鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴

Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~

我的鬧鐘怎麼叫不醒我

Why can't my alarm clock wake me up ?

鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴

Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~Ring a ring a ring~

林老師在喝牛奶

Milk is what Mr.Lin drinks

叫我水手 Oh oh come on come on baby

Call me sailor. Oh oh come on come on baby

美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙

Letting mermaid allure me is so mean

Oh喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey

Oh call me sailor. Oh oh come on come on baby

我喜歡你勝過Money

I would prefer you to money

這些海鮮捕吃可吃

知不可吃 捕吃可吃 知不可吃可

不吃不吃不吃克制不吃土司

跟我學一遍來

Repeat after me. Go!

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我去海產店買魚蝦來放生

I buy fishes from seafood stores to set free

去水族館把魚通通撈走

Net all fishes in the aquarium

只有一種魚撈不走

But I can't net a kinda fish

姓大名叫白鯊 大白鯊

It's S H A R K. It is shark~

船長說為了節能減碳盡量用手划

Captain says "To be eco-friendly, row as we can

有空就去甲板吸收太陽能

Go on deck to absorb solar energy

抹抹防曬 等著美人魚上鉤 Go

Put on sunscreen. Wait for fishing the mermaid ~ Go